Notice to hiring managers: when posting job titles, there’s a big difference between “Mobile Engineer” and “Engineer who can support multiple locations”.

Today in Bad Parallel Parking: just saw somebody give a solid tap to the car in front of them while having a half car-length of room behind them.

It was kind of impressive, to be honest.

Somehow, I missed he whole “Break glass in case of emergency” sign in front of Gronk all season. 🤷‍♂️🏈

Unexpectedly hectic November and December kept me from making this in 2018, but hitting this one feels good nonetheless!

Maybe I’ll get used to it, but the primary camera for the #WinterClassic is far enough away that the players seem smaller. Feels weird watching it. 🏒

Yup. The premature whistle in the Browns-Ravens game is basically the reason Pittsburgh’s (essentially) out of the playoffs. That stings. 🏈