Notice to hiring managers: when posting job titles, there’s a big difference between “Mobile Engineer” and “Engineer who can support multiple locations”.

Today in Bad Parallel Parking: just saw somebody give a solid tap to the car in front of them while having a half car-length of room behind them.

It was kind of impressive, to be honest.

Somehow, I missed he whole “Break glass in case of emergency” sign in front of Gronk all season. 🤷‍♂️🏈