Hey, it turns out I didn’t forget to pack the thing I thought I forgot!

…I did, however, forget something else. 🤷‍♂️

“To thine own self be true,” they said.

In my case, that means forgetting to pack something when traveling. 🤷‍♂️

It was a month or two later, but I remember finally getting the email that I’d been accepted to the 📱 developer program.

Then I remember the horror of seeing how many assumption from the Sim didn’t carry over to the device.

(Watchdog? What’s that?)


I’m not sure if I should be more annoyed that:

a) WalMart made an ad using Weapon of Choice as the soundtrack or

b) said ad doesn’t feature Christopher Walken floating around the store.

Keep in mind, I’m definitely not saying this state’s perfect. Just that Walsh’s tweet gave me something to smile at.

Based on what I just saw, I can only assume that, in Florida, a double yellow line means “left turn lane”.

…or, I suppose, the driver of that SUV had no idea what they were doing.